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Holy Bottled Water

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Does the insanity ever end? This seems like the perfect combination of corporate greed and religious whacknuttery (wow, I just invented that word).
Here’s my favourite quote from their website: “WATER IS TWICE AS VALUABLE AS OIL. Now you can import this valuable commodity to your country, already bottled with your own private label or Holy Bottled Water will create an appealing label to meet any of your needs.”
Or maybe: “From the River of Living Water flows ‘Holy Bottled Water’ Produced by man under the inspiration of God.”

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