Flicking as quickly past the Air Farce as I could manage last Friday, I couldn’t help noticing a skit called Adopt An American. The premise, I guess, was that some Americans might have been so upset about the recent election that they are looking for a quick escape, so we Canadians should help by adopting them.

I used to work at the broadcasting centre down there on Front Street, and there actually are machines at the door that suck away your original creativity as you enter.