What do you get when you mix federal Immigration Minister Judy Sgro, a Romanian exotic dancer, and an opposition party comprised almost entirely of sexually repressed men?

The worst headline pun yet from The Globe & Mail:

Minister greased rails for stripper, Tories insist.

The visual imagery alone is too disturbing. So let’s see if there isn’t a quick fix for this minor cultural embarrassment.

Sgro, go.

Tories, quit smirking and giggling. You can just about buy a pizza for the average monthly salary an unskilled labourer makes in Romania. Yes, she takes her clothes off for money. Get over it.

Globe & Mail? Oh, Globe & Mail.